THE funny, frank and unapologetically filthy Sarah Millican brings her comedy to Dunfermline for the first time this weekend.

As part of her new tour, which stops at the Alhambra Theatre on Sunday evening, she states that she is not a control freak, she’s a control enthusiast.

Do you arrange the nights out? Are you in charge of passports on holiday? If you do, according to her, you’re a control enthusiast too.

Whether you’re sorting the tickets for this show or turning up when you’re told to, the 2008 Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival welcomes you along for an evening of laughs.

The comic, who has four comedy DVDs and a best-selling new book to her name, will teach you about Rescue Men, farting in hospital pants, what can happen at a bra fitting, the benefits of casserole, plus tips on how to talk to shop assistants and the correct way to eat a biscuit.

Doors open at 7pm for the 8pm sell-out.